About Me

Hi there! If you’re easily offended by swearing or explicit, detailed talk about the potty training process this blog probably isn’t for you. Not to say you can’t read it but I wouldn’t suggest it as you’ll probably just get freaked out.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I’m the mentally ill parent of a sassy toddler who challenges me every day in new and exciting ways I can’t wait to share with y’all. Once upon a time I thought I’d be an author but then I had the aforementioned toddler and lost all ability to focus or use my computer for more than a few minutes at a time so that dream is on hold.

In the meantime I’ll be writing here to keep me sane and to help keep notes on everything I’m always forgetting to tell me shrink when she asks me how it’s going. Basically my whole blog should be a trigger warning.

Again, don’t say I didn’t warn you.