Mom Life, Ramblings

That Toy is Possessed by the Devil

Scene: twenty-something woman sitting in her bedroom folding laundry in an empty house when suddenly music starts blaring over the baby monitor. This isn't the first time a toy has gone off without warning but usually I was walking through the house and the vibrations could explain it. This day I hadn't moved in a… Continue reading That Toy is Possessed by the Devil

Mom Life, Motherhood

Are you shitting me?

There's poop on my floor. Again.  This is the third day I've followed a trail of poop to the bathroom with some paper towels and carpet cleaner.  The first day I didn't notice the poop and stepped in it, of course it was as I was running late to work leaving me no time to… Continue reading Are you shitting me?