Ramblings, Random Musings of a Crazy Mind

My Mom Tried to Send Me Porn

It's not a smatlzy statement when I say my mom is my best friend. I actually talk to her more than I talk to anyone as a rule, except maybe the two-year-old. We have crazy, winding, hard-to-follow conversations that usually get me a raised eyebrow and questioning looks when I'm overheard on the phone with… Continue reading My Mom Tried to Send Me Porn

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Mom Life, Ramblings

That Toy is Possessed by the Devil

Scene: twenty-something woman sitting in her bedroom folding laundry in an empty house when suddenly music starts blaring over the baby monitor. This isn't the first time a toy has gone off without warning but usually I was walking through the house and the vibrations could explain it. This day I hadn't moved in a… Continue reading That Toy is Possessed by the Devil